I'm a bad joke waiting to happen.

bobbycaputo:

"Improbabilita" by Giuseppe Colarusso

In his series “Improbabilita,” Italian artist Giuseppe Colarusso makes everyday objects completely unusable. 

The Fall Festival picnic is today! Come on out to the quad for dinner and fabulous fall festivities tonight! #HARP #fall #VilleHomecoming @mu_harp

The Fall Festival picnic is today! Come on out to the quad for dinner and fabulous fall festivities tonight! #HARP #fall #VilleHomecoming @mu_harp

(Source: jusky)

I’m loving my new boots today. I splashed around in so many puddles. #Tims #puddlejumper #sosplashy

I’m loving my new boots today. I splashed around in so many puddles. #Tims #puddlejumper #sosplashy

The floor is lava now. Please proceed with caution. ❤️Diehm. (This idea was shamelessly stolen from Shenks) #dutyweekend #RAfun

The floor is lava now. Please proceed with caution. ❤️Diehm. (This idea was shamelessly stolen from Shenks) #dutyweekend #RAfun

Happy happy birthday Mom. I’m so glad that our relationship is where it is today, because I have no idea what I would do without you. Love you!

Happy happy birthday Mom. I’m so glad that our relationship is where it is today, because I have no idea what I would do without you. Love you!

I made a friend at the fair. #oleyfair #cowselfies

I made a friend at the fair. #oleyfair #cowselfies

As a friend, I’m glad you found someone that makes you happy. As a more than friend I’m glad I make you happy. As a selfish asshole, I’m glad you make me happy. :)

—my best friend

totallyfubar:

I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious

Notable locations in Greek mythology

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