June 2012
23 posts
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waderandolph:
There are few things in life as good as beef. Vegetarians, reconsider. Cows aren’t that cute. I’ve seen some that sort of beg to not be destroyed, but the others MUST. We need a cute patrol. Let’s round up the most empathetic people and let them say, “Yeah, that one there. He…
Funny as hell stream of consciousness post. READ IT NAO
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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umbbreon:
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i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat
