itswalky: gastrophobia: ruinedchildhood: why? OK, look. The original 70s-80s Chuck E. Cheese looked like this: You’re upset that the version with an X-TR33M3 makeover complete with backwards baseball cap, skateboard pads, and fingerless gloves (what?) was given an X-TR33M3 makeover. Stop doing that. At least the one on the right looks like it was made by a professional artist. ...
flyingscotsman: An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?” “Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.”
WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR: Anonymous wrote me this... →
wilwheaton: Anonymous wrote me this message this morning. It is reprinted with permission: Hi Wil, I’m writing to you as someone who knows a victim of the Aurora shooting who is fighting for her life right now. My co-worker’s friend, [P], was was shot three times in the arm and once in the head. She is…
I got a new laptop! It’s pretty! It’s shiny! I don’t think I’ve ever owned anything this new AAAAUGHSKBHNBOANDSL;FKJDLAKJ!! I’m just a wee bit excited :)
WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR: Regarding Jokes →
laughterkey: daveholmes: Hey, let me wander into this nightmare Daniel Tosh situation uninvited! - I agree that you can’t really regulate jokes, but my understanding of jokes is that they require construction and editing and thought. “Hey, wouldn’t it be funny if she got raped by…